Policy Lord Tee
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Seated on a throne of red tape and righteous governance, the Policy Lord watches over spend with icy precision. Bow before them or prepare to be audited in the afterlife.
Detail and Sizing
Cut from 6 oz 100 percent US cotton, this heavyweight tee is dense, structured, and cut in a relaxed boxy fit that holds its shape like a balance sheet in a bear market.
Garment dyed for dark vintage depth with minimal shrinkage. Wide rib collar, taped neck and shoulders, seamless body. Built to stay sharp and unshakeable.
Made under the US Cotton Trust Protocol with OEKO TEX certified low impact dyes.
Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve center back (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
S | 18 | 26.5 | 16 |
M | 20 | 28.5 | 17.75 |
L | 22 | 30.5 | 19.5 |
XL | 24 | 31.5 | 20.75 |
2XL | 26 | 32.5 | 21.75 |
Shipping
Each of our tees is made to order, forged in the fires of hell. No waste. No dead stock. Only what is summoned.
Allow up to 4 weeks for your order to arrive.
Shipping is calculated at checkout.
Returns
Each tee is made to order for you, so we don’t accept returns. If there’s a defect, we’ll send a replacement. Double-check your size and design before you purchase — measure twice, commit once.